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Annoying things girls say on their first arranged date

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Disclaimer:  The characters and scenarios depicted in the blog are non-  fictitious . Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely intentional . Real Disclaimer: Naah! Just get a high speed internet and a sense of humour to enjoy this blog at best. 1. IIT Fever Girl: I want a guy who did his undergrad and postgrad in top IIT institutes. Boy: What about you? Where did you do your undergrad? Girl: It doesn't matter. Boy: 2. To kill a sister in law Girl: I want a guy who doesn't have a sister. I don't want any troubles from her or because of her in the future. Boy: Give me few days. I will "take care" of my sister. 3. The localite Girl's criteria: Guy's hometown should be Chennai. I cannot move to anywhere else in India. I want to settle down in Chennai. I have lived all my life in Mylapore. I know the tailor shop bhai, vegetable vendor, bakery uncle, rosemilk anna, pani puri wala, auto man, my friends